10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth