10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-