10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."