10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-