10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."