10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Welcome to kicker school
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.