10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.