10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT