10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)