10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"