10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.