10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger