10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A