10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill