10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz