10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.