10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare