10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill