10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz