10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.