10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."