10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.