10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.