10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."