10 Random Poker Quotes
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- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.