10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.