10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.