10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd