10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet