10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury