10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe