10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.