10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'