10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.