10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.