10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.