10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."