10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha