10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth