10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm