10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• in the poker game of life women are the rake