10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "No river, no fish."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-