10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.