10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.