10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!