10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury