10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.