10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Poker is for loners.
Why not, when some because there are three.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.