10 Random Poker Quotes

im going to 2 out you to death
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Why not, when some because there are three.