10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP